Reply to: Interesting Facts

[Diver]

A statue of a horse with all four legs in the air ?

The horse died in battle?

or the statues fallen over

[cailin maith]

Well, I have to say.... I am glad ye get such amusement out of my flexibility....

Bunch of Nutters

[realityhack]

Well done to CM for her outstanding performance, and for allowing observers to reach the parts she couldn't. Awesome work there and a round of applause for Ardesco for arranging (oh, and for the open bar - much appreciated).

Tune in next week to watch Zeity clip his scales while doing a one-armed handstand on a revolving turntable - all proceeds will definitely go to charity - thanks to Craig for sorting that out.

[Ardesco]

Well after a bumper three hour licking show cailin maith is currently relaxing with a well deserved Magners and will be back with us later. Congrats to Zeighty who managed to get the speacial spanking ticket and had the pleasure of cailin maith spanking him while licking her toes in an amazing display of flexibility and dexterity.

Round of applause for cailin please, it was a hard show but one she pulled off with great professionalism. You'd think she did this sort of thing every day !!!For a quick recap for those who didn't see it:



(Your share of the profits is in the post CM, after running costs, travel and expenses we made a healthy £2 profit!! Oh and yes the alcohol I consumed and claimed in expenses was most definetly a business expense )

[techno]

' Course I can lick my knees..... not sure I would want to.

will you lick mine

[hyperD]

Honey does 'spoil', the sugars crystallise after a while and it becomes crunchy.

Just warm the jar up, the crystals dissolve.

(Remove bees prior to warming)

[Ardesco]

Roll up roll up, get your tickets here to watch Cailin Maith attempt to lick herself all over. An absolute bargain at only £100 a head (don't worry CM I'll split the profits 50-50 with you).

Will she reach her elbow?? what about her Knee?? Surely she can manage her feet?? Where else will her tongue go??

Roll up, roll up these beuties are selling out fast, grab them while you can!!!

As a speacial bonus one lucky winner will also get a spanking!!!!

Come on ladies and gentlemen, not many left now!!!

[Xenophon]

Honey does 'spoil', the sugars crystallise ofter a while and it becomes crunchy.

+5 Xeno Geek Points to wobbegong

[cailin maith]

Roll up roll up, get your tickets here to watch Cailin Maith attempt to lick herself all over. An absolute bargain at only £100 a head (don't worry CM I'll split the profits 50-50 with you).

Will she reach her elbow?? what about her Knee?? Surely she can manage her feet?? Where else will her tongue go??

Roll up, roll up these beuties are selling out fast, grab them while you can!!!

[wobbegong]

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

Honey does 'spoil', the sugars crystallise after a while and it becomes crunchy.

[Ardesco]

' Course I can lick my knees..... not sure I would want to.

Roll up roll up, get your tickets here to watch Cailin Maith attempt to lick herself all over. An absolute bargain at only £100 a head (don't worry CM I'll split the profits 50-50 with you).

Will she reach her elbow?? what about her Knee?? Surely she can manage her feet?? Where else will her tongue go??

Roll up, roll up these beuties are selling out fast, grab them while you can!!!

[cailin maith]

How about licking your knees ...

What, what's wrong with that?

' Course I can lick my knees..... not sure I would want to.

[snaw]

Every time I get that I try to lick my elbow.... I just need my tongue to be a tiny bit longer and I reckon, I could do it....

How about licking your knees ...

What, what's wrong with that?

[TimberWolf]

Believable actually when you consider Greenland is 3 times the size of Texas and so sparsely populated.

The surface area of the Moon is about that of Africa, I think. I can't be arsed to verify it.

[TimberWolf]

....but have you tried licking your elbow?

Of course I did, what do you take me for, a gullible fool? I even stuck my tongue out despite being in the certain knowledge it would not help at all.

Reminds me of a place in Australia I once visited that was full of some sort of tricks that I don’t recall now, except one. It was a mirror beside which were written some (true) facts related to how a part of the population can’t curl their tongues and other tongue-curling trivia. Anyway about 20 min later along the exhibits you end up almost back by the tongue thing again, but in a corridor behind. It was in fact a two-way mirror and you get to see the most disgusting views of people peering into a mirror doing the most graphic tongue curdling antics that you might ever wish to see.