Interesting Facts

[wobbegong]

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

Honey does 'spoil', the sugars crystallise after a while and it becomes crunchy.

[cailin maith]

Roll up roll up, get your tickets here to watch Cailin Maith attempt to lick herself all over. An absolute bargain at only £100 a head (don't worry CM I'll split the profits 50-50 with you).

Will she reach her elbow?? what about her Knee?? Surely she can manage her feet?? Where else will her tongue go??

Roll up, roll up these beuties are selling out fast, grab them while you can!!!

[Xenophon]

Honey does 'spoil', the sugars crystallise ofter a while and it becomes crunchy.

+5 Xeno Geek Points to wobbegong

[Ardesco]

Roll up roll up, get your tickets here to watch Cailin Maith attempt to lick herself all over. An absolute bargain at only £100 a head (don't worry CM I'll split the profits 50-50 with you).

Will she reach her elbow?? what about her Knee?? Surely she can manage her feet?? Where else will her tongue go??

Roll up, roll up these beuties are selling out fast, grab them while you can!!!

As a speacial bonus one lucky winner will also get a spanking!!!!

Come on ladies and gentlemen, not many left now!!!

[hyperD]

Honey does 'spoil', the sugars crystallise after a while and it becomes crunchy.

Just warm the jar up, the crystals dissolve.

(Remove bees prior to warming)

[techno]

' Course I can lick my knees..... not sure I would want to.

will you lick mine

[Ardesco]

Well after a bumper three hour licking show cailin maith is currently relaxing with a well deserved Magners and will be back with us later. Congrats to Zeighty who managed to get the speacial spanking ticket and had the pleasure of cailin maith spanking him while licking her toes in an amazing display of flexibility and dexterity.

Round of applause for cailin please, it was a hard show but one she pulled off with great professionalism. You'd think she did this sort of thing every day !!!For a quick recap for those who didn't see it:



(Your share of the profits is in the post CM, after running costs, travel and expenses we made a healthy £2 profit!! Oh and yes the alcohol I consumed and claimed in expenses was most definetly a business expense )

[realityhack]

Well done to CM for her outstanding performance, and for allowing observers to reach the parts she couldn't. Awesome work there and a round of applause for Ardesco for arranging (oh, and for the open bar - much appreciated).

Tune in next week to watch Zeity clip his scales while doing a one-armed handstand on a revolving turntable - all proceeds will definitely go to charity - thanks to Craig for sorting that out.

[cailin maith]

Well, I have to say.... I am glad ye get such amusement out of my flexibility....

Bunch of Nutters

[Diver]

A statue of a horse with all four legs in the air ?

The horse died in battle?

or the statues fallen over