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I think I have infiltrated Al Queda

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    #11
    If you're a mosquito, then quite possibly!
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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      #12
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      Deat to the infadels?

      Can't you spell?
      Its code... very tricky these 'tourists'.










      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        Cant you see it?
        yes, it's called an acrostic. Charles Dodgson used them a lot
        It's Deja-vu all over again!

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          #14
          Originally posted by crack_ho View Post
          I sold a cable box. Can you make a bomb from a Telewest Cable box?
          Only if you have iTunes:

          iTunes EULA “You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.”
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            I was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...
            So was the cable company
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #16
              Seems like typical load of Muslim bollox to me. Signs of independent intelligence completely absent. How can anyone not despise "thinking" like that?
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                "When There is a single star in the sky,straight away the path of forgiveness will close"

                That's me sorted then. It's always pi55ing down where I live so there is never one star in the sky. There is actually no stars in the sky ever as far as I can tell.
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #18
                  When There is a single star in the sky, straight away the path of forgiveness will close
                  Do you think they get all excited when Venus pops into the sky early evening?... And then all groan as it gets proper dark.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    I was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...
                    Yes you are right.
                    So we can either nark him for handling stolen goods or for making a bomb.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      I was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...
                      They don't bother collecting them sometimes. I flogged my cable modem after NTL showed no interest in coming and picking it up.

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