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Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Its code... very tricky these 'tourists'.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostDeat to the infadels?
Can't you spell?
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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yes, it's called an acrostic. Charles Dodgson used them a lotOriginally posted by gingerjedi View PostCant you see it?
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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Only if you have iTunes:Originally posted by crack_ho View PostI sold a cable box. Can you make a bomb from a Telewest Cable box?
iTunes EULA “You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.”
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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So was the cable companyOriginally posted by zeitghostI was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...


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Seems like typical load of Muslim bollox to me. Signs of independent intelligence completely absent. How can anyone not despise "thinking" like that?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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"When There is a single star in the sky,straight away the path of forgiveness will close"
That's me sorted then. It's always pi55ing down where I live so there is never one star in the sky. There is actually no stars in the sky ever as far as I can tell.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Do you think they get all excited when Venus pops into the sky early evening?... And then all groan as it gets proper dark.When There is a single star in the sky, straight away the path of forgiveness will close
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Yes you are right.Originally posted by zeitghostI was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...
So we can either nark him for handling stolen goods or for making a bomb.Comment
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They don't bother collecting them sometimes. I flogged my cable modem after NTL showed no interest in coming and picking it up.Originally posted by zeitghostI was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...
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