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Previously on "I think I have infiltrated Al Queda"

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Has Al Qaida changed their name? Al Qauda sounds like some type of wrap sandwich.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...
    They don't bother collecting them sometimes. I flogged my cable modem after NTL showed no interest in coming and picking it up.

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  • crack_ho
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...
    Yes you are right.
    So we can either nark him for handling stolen goods or for making a bomb.

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  • gingerjedi
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    When There is a single star in the sky, straight away the path of forgiveness will close
    Do you think they get all excited when Venus pops into the sky early evening?... And then all groan as it gets proper dark.

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  • BoredBloke
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    "When There is a single star in the sky,straight away the path of forgiveness will close"

    That's me sorted then. It's always pi55ing down where I live so there is never one star in the sky. There is actually no stars in the sky ever as far as I can tell.

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  • xoggoth
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    Seems like typical load of Muslim bollox to me. Signs of independent intelligence completely absent. How can anyone not despise "thinking" like that?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I was under the impression that the cable box belonged to the cable company...
    So was the cable company

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by crack_ho View Post
    I sold a cable box. Can you make a bomb from a Telewest Cable box?
    Only if you have iTunes:

    iTunes EULA “You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons.”

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Cant you see it?
    yes, it's called an acrostic. Charles Dodgson used them a lot

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Deat to the infadels?

    Can't you spell?
    Its code... very tricky these 'tourists'.










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  • snaw
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    If you're a mosquito, then quite possibly!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Cant you see it? D...e...a...t...t


    Is deat worse than death?

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    They all are the same - no difference whatsoever.

    Fundamentalists are basically not promoting the religion - they're promoting their view of the their religion as the correct view.
    Agree - it's the terrorist al queda connection I'm getting at - why jump from religious, to therefore must be terrorist. Say's it all about people's perceptions of Islam, and why most muslims feel isolated and under attack - most people think they're all terrorists anyway.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Cant you see it?
    Deat to the infadels?

    Can't you spell?

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  • Pinto
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Cant you see it?
    Yes, but it needs a bit more work.

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