I'm still 9
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The "How old are you?" thread
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That'd qualify you as a senior consultant in several companies.Originally posted by beaker View PostI'm still 9ǝןqqıʍComment
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Yes I'm about to be promoted to Senior Vice President of Thought Leadership at AccentureOriginally posted by DiscoStu View PostThat'd qualify you as a senior consultant in several companies.
Right after I complete my PhD in Nanotechnology.Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Wow; finally you've made tea-boy. Well done.Originally posted by beaker View PostYes I'm about to be promoted to Senior Vice President of Thought Leadership at Accenture
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Just found out the team is getting a tea-boyOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostWow; finally you've made tea-boy. Well done.
Easy street from now on folks.Comment
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...everybodys hollering about their own BirthdayOriginally posted by zeitghost
No one loves you when you're old and
Nobody loves you
When you're down and out
Nobody needs you
When you own cloud Nine
Ive been across the water - so many times
Ive seen the one eyed witchdoctor leading the blind
But stlll you ask me
Do I love you - what you say ?
All I can tell you is -
ITS ALL SHOWBIZComment
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