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AlfredJPruffock replied

15 January 2008, 12:00
Originally posted by zeitghost

No one loves you when you're old and

...everybodys hollering about their own Birthday

Nobody loves you
When you're down and out
Nobody needs you
When you own cloud Nine

Ive been across the water - so many times
Ive seen the one eyed witchdoctor leading the blind
But stlll you ask me
Do I love you - what you say ?

All I can tell you is -
ITS ALL SHOWBIZ
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Sockpuppet replied

15 January 2008, 11:26
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Wow; finally you've made tea-boy. Well done.

Just found out the team is getting a tea-boy

Easy street from now on folks.
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NotAllThere replied

15 January 2008, 11:09
Originally posted by beaker View Post

Yes I'm about to be promoted to Senior Vice President of Thought Leadership at Accenture

Wow; finally you've made tea-boy. Well done.
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beaker replied

15 January 2008, 09:22
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

That'd qualify you as a senior consultant in several companies.

Yes I'm about to be promoted to Senior Vice President of Thought Leadership at Accenture

Right after I complete my PhD in Nanotechnology.
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DiscoStu replied

15 January 2008, 09:16
Originally posted by beaker View Post

I'm still 9

That'd qualify you as a senior consultant in several companies.
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Ardesco replied

15 January 2008, 08:34
I've lost count, each time I die I'm reborn from the ashes.....
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El_Diablo replied

14 January 2008, 18:28
I'm 666 years old!
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beaker replied

14 January 2008, 18:24
I'm still 9
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Diver replied

14 January 2008, 18:04
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I'm a hot, fit bird of 16, big boy!

It's true too
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Ardesco replied

14 January 2008, 17:49
Wasn't this done last week ?
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AtW replied

14 January 2008, 17:49
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I'm a hot, fit bird of 16, big boy!

Is it in hexadecimal or octal?
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BrilloPad replied

14 January 2008, 17:48
Originally posted by gtr View Post

Hi everyone!

Just joined here. I've only been contracting for the past 2 months or so now and it's going well but I thought it might be interesting to find out how old you lot are and maybe, more relevently, how old were you when you first started out.

All other contractors I know in real life seem to be quite a bit older than me. I'm 25.

Don't be shy!

why not start a poll?

btw I am 76. well I feel 76.
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sasguru replied

14 January 2008, 17:40
I'm a hot, fit bird of 16, big boy!
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gtr replied

14 January 2008, 17:39
Originally posted by AtW View Post

*yawn*

It's the wrong kind of question to ask while you are new.

The following topics are highly recommened to wrack up high post number in no time: immigration, house prices, columbian hostages, my lunch etc.

HTH

Haha ok. I just stumbled on this similar thread though so apologies http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ntractors.html

House Prices? I live in a place where the price of houses is ten-years behind everyone else lol.
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The Lone Gunman replied

14 January 2008, 17:37
Is this some kind of "grooming" technique for those who like their conquests a little more mature?
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