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Oh ha ha.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostYou teaching her Chav like?

Yes lets all take the piss out of a 4 year olds language skills.
Very grown up SallyAnne, but why should I expect more from you?Still InvoicingComment
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I'm not taking the piss out of your 4 year old - I'm taking the piss out of you.Originally posted by blacjac View PostOh ha ha.
Yes lets all take the piss out of a 4 year olds language skills.
Very grown up SallyAnne, but why should I expect more from you?
HTH.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Right so the fact that my 4 year old has a better grasp of the English language than your parents is somehow a slur on me?

Hang on while I phone my parents and tell them they did a bad job of raising me.
Maybe if I had done coke regularly I'd have turned out okStill InvoicingComment
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Possibly.Originally posted by blacjac View PostMaybe if I had done coke regularly I'd have turned out ok
It is never too late, mister.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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How does your 4 year old have a better grasp of the English language than my parents?Originally posted by blacjac View PostRight so the fact that my 4 year old has a better grasp of the English language than your parents is somehow a slur on me?
Please do!Originally posted by blacjac View PostHang on while I phone my parents and tell them they did a bad job of raising me.
There's a distinct possibility!Originally posted by blacjac View PostMaybe if I had done coke regularly I'd have turned out okThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostHow does your 4 year old have a better grasp of the English language than my parents?
OK I take that back, it was just a guess.
Please accept my humble apologies for ever disagreeing with you.
Wish your parents well in Spain for meStill InvoicingComment
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Mate - you need to have a point in order for me to disagree with you. A few badly constructed sentences thrown together for effect, doesn't really register on my radar.Originally posted by blacjac View PostOK I take that back, it was just a guess.
Please accept my humble apologies for ever disagreeing with you.
You're like a wannabe Bagpuss, on an off day!The pope is a tard.Comment
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What's that meant to mean?Originally posted by blacjac View PostWish your parents well in Spain for meThe pope is a tard.Comment
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