To do or not to do - Removing leg hairs ( and Internet scum )

[2uk]

I just spent hard earned 3.5 pounds on a Hair removal Spray with the intention to remove some breast , underarm hairs. After reading the smallest letters on the can this product is “designed” to remove only Leg hairs. Mother ****** , feckin , marketing scum !!!!!

This reminds me of a recent case with gpsforless.com where I ordered car-kit with next-day delivery ( extra pay ) . So the next-day delivery is taking 3 working days now – because they don’t have the item in stock and need to order from the wholesaler. However the scum’s web-site showed 10 pcs In-stock” ( The ****** page shows items in stock and they don’t update it , even though items are out of stock. .) So I paid extra for next-day delivery , only to have to call the ****** monkey which explained to me with all the calmness in the world - what seems the biggest marketing fraud I have ever seen. You need to go to the Terms and Conditions page to find out that :

“
Customers who up grade to next day delivery are not Guaranteed to receive the Brodit Product for the next day depending on stock levels, whilst we advertise items to be in stock on our web site we can not Guarantee we have these items in stock.

“

Feckers.

Anyway should I shave my legs or sell that spray on ebay for 3 bucks ??!

[AtW]

Distance Selling regulations.

[DiscoStu]

Hang on, you're a bloke aren't you?

[beaker]

And you want to do this because...?

[Sockpuppet]

I just spent hard earned 3.5 pounds on a Hair removal Spray with the intention to remove some breast , underarm hairs. After reading the smallest letters on the can this product is “designed” to remove only Leg hairs. Mother ****** , flipin , marketing scum !!!!!

Wait. You're a girl?

I so had you pegged as a bloke.

[DimPrawn]

Wait. You're a girl?

I so had you pegged as a bloke.

Pre-op tranny.

HTH

[Diver]

Wait. You're a girl?

I so had you pegged as a bloke.

Not another string vested Long distance Lorry driver called Barry is it

[NickFitz]

I just spent hard earned 3.5 pounds on a Hair removal Spray with the intention to remove some breast , underarm hairs. After reading the smallest letters on the can this product is “designed” to remove only Leg hairs. Mother ****** , flipin , marketing scum !!!!!

This reminds me of a recent case with gpsforless.com where I ordered car-kit with next-day delivery ( extra pay ) . So the next-day delivery is taking 3 working days now – because they don’t have the item in stock and need to order from the wholesaler. However the scum’s web-site showed 10 pcs In-stock” ( The ****** page shows items in stock and they don’t update it , even though items are out of stock. .) So I paid extra for next-day delivery , only to have to call the ****** monkey which explained to me with all the calmness in the world - what seems the biggest marketing fraud I have ever seen. You need to go to the Terms and Conditions page to find out that :

“
Customers who up grade to next day delivery are not Guaranteed to receive the Brodit Product for the next day depending on stock levels, whilst we advertise items to be in stock on our web site we can not Guarantee we have these items in stock.

“

flipers.

Anyway should I shave my legs or sell that spray on ebay for 3 bucks ??!

Calm down.

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Now, what was it you were trying to say?

[SueEllen]

Anyway should I shave my legs or sell that spray on ebay for 3 bucks ??!

Sell it on ebay. And go and get your legs waxed as the result lasts longer.

[cailin maith]

Not another string vested Long distance Lorry driver called Barry is it

nah.... there is only one of those