One for the guys...How does one deal with...

[Diver]

No pics sorry but to be honest I couldnt tell if there were heaver or lighter I had to have a good check though

You were certainly gone a long time

[Bumfluff]

You were certainly gone a long time

Im p*ssed and felling not great not a good combo

[Diver]

Im p*ssed and felling great not a good combo

Then go to bed, but avoid embarrassment at all costs (Brewers droop)

[Iron Condor]

...a stiffy at work.

Stay sitting at your desk until it goes down?

Walk around in a hunched up manner?

Talk very loudly so people look at your face not your crotch?

I normally keep mine vertical under my belt and under my shirt ie upright and not as noticeable.

Given that you are unaware of this technique i can only presume your stiffy is not long enough to reach your waist.