One for the guys...How does one deal with...

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Iron Condor replied

12 January 2008, 04:47
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

...a stiffy at work.

Stay sitting at your desk until it goes down?

Walk around in a hunched up manner?

Talk very loudly so people look at your face not your crotch?

I normally keep mine vertical under my belt and under my shirt ie upright and not as noticeable.

Given that you are unaware of this technique i can only presume your stiffy is not long enough to reach your waist.

Last edited by Iron Condor; 12 January 2008, 04:51.
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Diver replied

12 January 2008, 01:55
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

Im p*ssed and felling great not a good combo

Then go to bed, but avoid embarrassment at all costs (Brewers droop)
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Bumfluff replied

12 January 2008, 01:54
Originally posted by Diver View Post

You were certainly gone a long time

Im p*ssed and felling not great not a good combo
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Diver replied

12 January 2008, 01:53
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

No pics sorry but to be honest I couldnt tell if there were heaver or lighter I had to have a good check though

You were certainly gone a long time
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Bumfluff replied

12 January 2008, 01:49
No pics sorry but to be honest I couldnt tell if there were heaver or lighter I had to have a good check though
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Diver replied

12 January 2008, 00:57
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

What about my GF, she just come in room asked me to weigh her t*ts if me hands to see if they felt lighter

Pictures/Linky please please please please pretty please
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Moose423956 replied

12 January 2008, 00:39
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

What about my GF, she just come in room asked me to weigh her t*ts if me hands to see if they felt lighter

Are you at work?

Edit: can't remember what I was going to say.

Edit: oh yeah...nice tits!
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VectraMan replied

12 January 2008, 00:32
Bumfluff's girlfriend + store cupboard = satiated relief
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Diver replied

12 January 2008, 00:31
Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post

What about my GF, she just come in room asked me to weigh her t*ts if me hands to see if they felt lighter

I'm a good judge of weight PM me the address and I'll be right there
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Bumfluff replied

12 January 2008, 00:28
What about my GF, she just come in room asked me to weigh her t*ts if me hands to see if they felt lighter
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Diver replied

12 January 2008, 00:20
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I don't fancy our secretary. He's not my type.

So that isn't you in the graphic illustration on the office toilet wall
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Moose423956 replied

12 January 2008, 00:14
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Secretary + store cupboard = satiated relief

I don't fancy our secretary. He's not my type.
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Diver replied

12 January 2008, 00:07
Secretary + store cupboard = satiated relief
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Moose423956 started a topic One for the guys...How does one deal with...

11 January 2008, 23:58
One for the guys...How does one deal with...

...a stiffy at work.

Stay sitting at your desk until it goes down?

Walk around in a hunched up manner?

Talk very loudly so people look at your face not your crotch?
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