You know you've spent too long on CUK when...

[DiscoStu]

Your new PM introduces themseves as Denny and you break out into a sweat and don't dare to refer to recruiters as 'agencies' just in case it's me.

I'd exercise my Right to Substitution and run

[cailin maith]

you think it is ok to spank everyone....

[Spacecadet]

You drive past the Golden Tulip Hotel and can't help but snigger

[VectraMan]

You start to look for smilies to add to your work e-mails and they aren't there!

At the risk of being serious, it does frustrate me that I can't use all the forum-stylee smilies in emails.

Isn't it about time email had a makeover?

[Diver]

You start to look for smilies to add to your work e-mails and they aren't there!

I actually do that!!!

How very very sad

[TheFaQQer]

At the risk of being serious, it does frustrate me that I can't use all the forum-stylee smilies in emails.

Isn't it about time email had a makeover?

Indeed - typing :wave: and :emb in an email doesn't quite convey the same meaning!

[TimberWolf]

Indeed - typing :wave: and :emb in an email doesn't quite convey the same meaning!

It’s interesting that English didn’t come with more emoticons built in than just the ? and ! characters. And yet someone went to a lot of trouble creating a new alphabet of uppercase characters, seemingly for no good reason.

[ferret]

You drive past the Golden Tulip Hotel and can't help but snigger

Yup, I saw a set of tulip place mats while out shopping with the Mrs today, she did not understand why I laughed, exclaiming "Why would anyone want tulip on their table?" Too much to explain so think she is on the phone to the nut house as we speak.

[BrowneIssue]

You drive past the Golden Tulip Hotel and can't help but snigger

Sorry to wander off topic ... but ...

Last January I attended a residential course in the Golden Tulip Hotel that is opposite the Manchester footie ground. They now call it the Tulip Inn, Manchester.

On day 4 I got food poisoning. I complained but they weren't interested and day 5 of my damned expensive course was a write-off for me.

So in my opinion, the Tulip Inn, Manchester is correctly named. It is indeed tulip.

[Sysman]

You drive past the Golden Tulip Hotel and can't help but snigger

Worse than that, you are asked to come up with suggestions for a name for an ill-conceived new project and want to suggest Tulip.