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The posh gits thread
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Mmmmmm - I always knew I liked youOriginally posted by sasguru View PostAaah yes, that's me to a tee.
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Yep.Originally posted by Jog On View Postis it the same guy as the PM in Little Britain?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Fwoar I wish - I know where that fist would be goingOriginally posted by Xenophon View Post
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Coffee + Keyboard.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostFwoar I wish - I know where that fist would be going
Thanks Sal.
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Since you ask, cigars (since stopped that), pink champagne, the boat (since sold), the wife's limo. (We've also baled out 3 friends when their financial situation has turned to rat-hyacinths.) Oh, and lots of computers!Originally posted by sasguru View PostOK so you're a loaded contractor, life's too short to accumulate and you love flashing your cash. What do you spend it on?
Holidays, high class escorts, cars, champagne, charlie?
Edit: and a few cruises.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostFwoar I wish - I know where that fist would be going



Best one of the day!Hard Brexit now!
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Becks did.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostThe great thing about our class system is that you cannot "buy" poshDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Feel free to stuff it in a big brown envelope and send it to me thenOriginally posted by sasguru View PostMy needs are small gwasshopper. Been there, seen it and done it. Money doesn't interest me very much, anymore.
sg in <<looking deeply into the distance mode>>
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