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The "Feel the love" thread
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Bright eyes.......Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
you bloody stop encouraging them
Burning like fire...
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You poor thing CM.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI know but Bambi...... for the love of God.... I don't want to cry while I am here sitting at my desk...
Calm down, sit down and have a nice cup of tea and a venison sandwich
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While walking through Cambridge before Xmas with my current squeeze we noticed a group of kiddy-winks queueing for the Pantomime - Cinderella.Originally posted by Diver View PostYou poor thing CM.
Calm down, sit down and have a nice cup of tea and a venison sandwich
I mentioned to HRH that I should tell the kids that Cinderella dies in the end.
She said "You rotten sod, I bet you'll tell your nephew that Father Christmas doesn't exist!"
To which I replied, "Nope, but I'll take him to a restaurant and show him what Rudolph tastes like!"Comment
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You've got to be kidding???!!!Originally posted by Churchill View PostI mentioned to HRH that I should tell the kids that Cinderella dies in the end.
She said "You rotten sod, I bet you'll tell your nephew that Father Christmas doesn't exist!"

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Phew - it's getting hot in here - time to revive this thread so we feel more 'loved up' in the run up to Valentines Day.Comment
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Drop dead.Originally posted by realityhack View PostPhew - it's getting hot in here - time to revive this thread so we feel more 'loved up' in the run up to Valentines Day.
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I could shower you with hugs but such a display of self-love may have to wait until outside working hours.Originally posted by Spartacus View PostDrop dead.

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