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    #31
    Sasguru - Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #32
      Sasguru - Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #33
        Heres a good one,

        What is the minimum network speed I can get away between a SAS Compute node, a SAS SDPS (the Sas speedy database thing) and a SAS Data Integration Node
        Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!

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          #34
          Sasguru, if you could do it all again - would you have posted a thread entitled "Test Please Delete"?
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #35
            SASGURU - What really happened to Madeleine McCann and do the "Tapas 9" have the answer?

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              #36
              The answer to all the above questions is ......wait for it ......
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #37
                Will AtW ever get laid?


                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                The answer to all the above questions is ......wait for it ......
                I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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