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Francko replied

9 January 2008, 09:32
Will AtW ever get laid?

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

The answer to all the above questions is ......wait for it ......
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sasguru replied

9 January 2008, 09:31
The answer to all the above questions is ......wait for it ......
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Churchill replied

9 January 2008, 09:06
SASGURU - What really happened to Madeleine McCann and do the "Tapas 9" have the answer?
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snaw replied

9 January 2008, 08:41
Sasguru, if you could do it all again - would you have posted a thread entitled "Test Please Delete"?
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portseven replied

9 January 2008, 08:35
Heres a good one,

What is the minimum network speed I can get away between a SAS Compute node, a SAS SDPS (the Sas speedy database thing) and a SAS Data Integration Node
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Diver replied

9 January 2008, 00:54
Sasguru - Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Diver replied

9 January 2008, 00:53
Sasguru - Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Diver replied

9 January 2008, 00:53
Sasguru - Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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Diver replied

9 January 2008, 00:31
Sasguru - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Francko replied

8 January 2008, 22:08
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Sasguru - when will there be any questions for you on this thread?

I have one. Is there a slight chance that sasguru will ever give sensible advice to anyone in the future?
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BrilloPad replied

8 January 2008, 19:45
Sasguru - when will there be any questions for you on this thread?
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oracleslave replied

7 January 2008, 21:03
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

HTH

Thanks. Was doing my head in.
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Ardesco replied

7 January 2008, 17:39
Originally posted by TazMaN View Post

Without using a calculator, how long did it take you to work out the square root of 127, to 2 decimal places?

HTH
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MrRobin replied

7 January 2008, 17:32
Originally posted by Spartacus View Post

As it says on the front of examination papers, read the question carefully.

0/10 - Fail.

I don't get it.
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Ardesco replied

7 January 2008, 16:22
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Hope That Helps.

HTH

Or...

Happy To Help
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