Police called to Britney Spears's house

[Clippy]

I thought she cut all her hair off a while ago - that's a lot of growth in a few months, unless she's wearing a wig ??

It was suggested by Lily Allen, no less, that maybe the reason she cut her hair off was to 'help' her custody battle for the kids.
i.e. any drug use would not show up.

[MrRobin]

Big fat quiz of the year. Most entertaining.

[Jog On]

Yes... them southern trailer trash girls are mighty priddy.

Y'all better be careful wotha say 'bout them there trailor trash boy!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33878

[Diver]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBoPOc6tU4

Britney in top form

[pisces]

Ketamin TBH.

Can't she get proper Horse over there?

[shoes]

Britney in top form

I must admit if I had secured enough wealth to do what I pleased for the rest of my life I think I would certainly give the self destruction thing a good go. They go nuts because they can afford to. It looks like a right laugh.

[Pondlife]

Y'all better be careful wotha say 'bout them there trailor trash boy!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33878

Feck me, it's mailman without all the !!!