CUK Northern Do

[Wilmslow]

The £30 rooms are: "Standard Room sleeps 1"

Not an optimist are you

I am a realist...... One who desperately needs a good sorting out at that!!

Any (female) offers???

[EqualOpportunities]

I am a realist...... One who desperately needs a good sorting out at that!!

Any (female) offers???

With lines like that I would recommend a larger room - maybe one with a jacuzzi and a trapeze.

[Sockpuppet]

I would give you some advice but if I mention Rohypnol or Chloroform again I may get banned.

Have you thought about a big club and dragging their asses back to the room caveman style?

Approach victim and dance like a banana this will distract them long enough for you to club them over the head and take them back to yours for some

Another helpful post by Sockpuppet.

[Churchill]

I would give you some advice but if I mention Rohypnol or Chloroform again I may get banned.

Have you thought about a big club and dragging their asses back to the room caveman style?

Approach victim and dance like a banana this will distract them long enough for you to club them over the head and take them back to yours for some

Another helpful post by Sockpuppet.

Are you still on the "register"?

[Sockpuppet]

Are you still on the "register"?

Nah. I stopped biting the hand that fed me.

[Sockpuppet]

Any (female) offers???

Do puppets technically have a "sex"? I thought we were to advanced to be herded by your basic conceptions.

[Ardesco]

Do puppets technically have a "sex"? I thought we were to advanced to be herded by your basic conceptions.

I thought puppets permenantly had something up thier jaksie, don't know if this counts as sex though.....

[Sockpuppet]

I thought puppets permenantly had something up thier jaksie, don't know if this counts as sex though.....

Only when we sneeze.

[Ardesco]

Only when we sneeze.

Are you taking pepper for that?

[Sockpuppet]

Are you taking pepper for that?

Nah, got a long haired persian. Only problem is that he keeps attacking me.

Oscar!!! For the last time I am NOT food