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[realityhack]

A shandy.... thats just wrong!!!

Agreed. Your friend would have been better off ordering snakebite & black - at least it tastes a bit like pop.

[Moose423956]

A what???

See edit.

[cailin maith]

My best mate went into a pub and asked for a "tulipter bandy" once. Edit - not the tulip bit obviously. Do a Spoonerism on "bitter shandy", and you'll get my drift.

Eh.... sorry sweetheart - I am a bit thick I still have noo idea what you are on about...

[Ardesco]

Eh.... sorry sweetheart - I am a bit thick I still have noo idea what you are on about...

think "hitter bandy" with an s in front.

HTH

[cailin maith]

think "hitter bandy" with an s in front.

HTH

oh.... so the first letters are swapped?

This is really hard work.... fecking swear filter!!

[Moose423956]

oh.... so the first letters are swapped?

This is really hard work.... fliping swear filter!!

Yes, a Spoonerism is where the first letters of two words get swapped round.

Like "pheasant plucker" would become "pleasant *******". Hours of fun. Edit: sorry, just realised that was rude.

Edit: or is that a Malapropism?

[KathyWoolfe]

You hate the whole country? Why?

I don't hate the whole of Scotland.....I would just prefer to be living and working somewhere else, but as a contractor I have to go where the work is.
Surely you should know this

And yes, I did call you shirley

[oracleslave]

I hate Scotland too

I don't hate the whole of Scotland.....I would just prefer to be living and working somewhere else

Nowhere in your post do you indicate that you merely dislike living and working in Scotland.

[NickFitz]

Seriously, at the x'mas do.... there were no spotty types... a few geeks but that was it....

[Sockpuppet]

Oy! She's still C you know!

Is the list printed anywhere?