Tall Birds

[Diver]

Hmmm also not keen on tall 'birds' they lose elegance once they get too tall.

All's equal when horizontal

[Diver]

It is for this reason that when I phone the missus I phone once, hang up halfway though, give it 30 seconds and then phone again so she has some hope of locating her mobile in her bag.

Same Same

[Troll]

Smaller women are better dancers

And small feet are elegant!

Ahh so you're back eh?...how did the op go?

[xoggoth]

7' 4" giant, 3' 1" midget, I don't care, anything will do me.

[Diver]

7' 4" giant, 3' 1" midget, I don't care, anything will do me.

Having a pulse is preferable but not essential

[lilelvis2000]

Gosh her hands are big.

[Troll]

Gosh her hands are big.

Are you going to do the old joke about prefering girls with small hands?

[2uk]

Smaller women are better dancers

And small feet are elegant!

Yep , they relax easier on the floor as less people are able to see them ..

[RandyW]

My preference is for women who enjoy similar activities to CUK's latest member.

[Zorba]

My missus is taller than me, although until I met her I only went for short birds. Go figure. I still prefer them in general.