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threaded replied

8 January 2010, 19:28
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

I knew it!.

Nah, I think it is more down to the latest fashion for buying shoes that fit.
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Troll replied

8 January 2010, 18:16
Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post

No. The average shaggability of Milton Keynes' birds is higher than you think.

On the other hand Dunstable has more than its fair share of monsters. Perhaps that's where you meant.

WTF happened to you?
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Troll replied

8 January 2010, 18:15
Are you that bored?
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Clippy replied

8 January 2010, 18:14
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

On a similar theme, has anyone else noticed how womens feet seem to be getting bigger - and I'm not just talking about tall birds either.

I knew it!.
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wendigo100 replied

31 December 2007, 09:32
Originally posted by threaded View Post

I like tall birds, and Denmark is full of them. Tall, fair, amazon types. Gorgeous.

No ugly ones either. Dunno what they do to them that must be born ugly, adopt them off in Milton Keynes?

No. The average shaggability of Milton Keynes' birds is higher than you think.

On the other hand Dunstable has more than its fair share of monsters. Perhaps that's where you meant.
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oracleslave replied

31 December 2007, 09:24
Originally posted by RandyW View Post

My preference is for women who enjoy similar activities to CUK's latest member.

Can you get banned before making a single post?
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Zorba replied

30 December 2007, 20:41
My missus is taller than me, although until I met her I only went for short birds. Go figure. I still prefer them in general.
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RandyW replied

30 December 2007, 00:05
My preference is for women who enjoy similar activities to CUK's latest member.
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2uk replied

29 December 2007, 15:29
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Smaller women are better dancers

And small feet are elegant!

Yep , they relax easier on the floor as less people are able to see them ..
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Troll replied

29 December 2007, 15:27
Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post

Gosh her hands are big.

Are you going to do the old joke about prefering girls with small hands?
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lilelvis2000 replied

29 December 2007, 13:59
Gosh her hands are big.
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Diver replied

29 December 2007, 11:46
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

7' 4" giant, 3' 1" midget, I don't care, anything will do me.

Having a pulse is preferable but not essential
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xoggoth replied

29 December 2007, 10:56
7' 4" giant, 3' 1" midget, I don't care, anything will do me.
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Troll replied

29 December 2007, 10:25
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Smaller women are better dancers

And small feet are elegant!

Ahh so you're back eh?...how did the op go?
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Diver replied

29 December 2007, 06:32
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

It is for this reason that when I phone the missus I phone once, hang up halfway though, give it 30 seconds and then phone again so she has some hope of locating her mobile in her bag.

Same Same
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