Prostitution

[Zorba]

What, bagpuss's noddy? I'd imagine it already has.

sorry Bagpuss, don't know you, but it was funny.

[Bagpuss]

"at the rate"?

Yeah, good one

The 5.5 million to pork a thick fat lass

[sasguru]

It has to deteriorate eventually, doesn't it.

If you don't use it , you lose it ...

[Bagpuss]

If you don't use it , you lose it ...

and you would know

[sasguru]

and you would know

what are you talking about?

[EternalOptimist]

Have any of the blokes on here ever had a bird pay them for a sh@g

I got propositioned by a bloke once

[SallyAnne]

The 5.5 million to pork a thick fat lass

"pork"?

Ewww.

Your future thai bride is such a lucky boy.

[ASB]

You then get to tax the brothel workers/owners. You reclassify the house as a place of business and charge business rates and get them that way. I'm sure they could think of millions of other devious ways to get cash.

They already do that. I vaguely recall a case in Southampton where a lady got into trouble with the taxman for not declaring her earnings from prostitution and was duly made to cough up.

The proceeds of crime act has already been used against brothel keepers to seize assets (I think it's more than 2 girls working from the same premises makes it automatically a brothel).

[sasguru]

Your future thai bride is such a lucky boy.

Game, set and match to SA

[Zorba]

Your future thai bride is such a lucky boy.

He so horny!