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    #21
    As for who /what don't I trust..

    Sales people, who sell either products or services
    Politicians
    Doner Kebabs
    Religion
    Data Security
    The Police (not the heavy rock band)
    Cooked food on BBQ's

    and finally,

    Never trust a Klingon SFW
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C.S. Lewis

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      #22
      I'm not like other men
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        I'm not like other men
        The pope is a tard.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          I'm not like other men
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #25
            Stress levels

            oops wrong thread

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              #26
              Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
              A manager who walks away with his mobile around renewal time.

              What don't you trust?
              statistics
              experts - particularly when they support government views
              politicians
              tipsters
              public opinion (contains views by people who have voted Labour)
              lawyers
              tv game shows
              journalists
              anyone trying to sell things
              time lords (OK this may not affect most of you as much)
              project managers
              large corporations
              If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

              Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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                #27
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                root canal involve? Just got back from the emergency dentist having lived on Nurofen for the last 3 weeks and she found a hole under a filling and when she got all the stuff out, she hit the nerve and said the words 'root canal.' As it is I have a number of appoitments next year anyway with my normal dentist for 2 crowns, a bridge and an extraction so now another one, which I think might hurt a bit
                Hurts. Lots. Sometimes. You don't remember the easy ones.

                Had one done ten years ago in France by a 5' lady dentist who was of a very small build. She drilled the 6 roots that she found, but unfortunately snapped the drill bit in the last one - which left a 2cm piece of drill bit sticking up out of my tooth. As it was a Saturday, she was the only person in the building so she basically got a pair of pliers and proceeded to try and yank the drill bit out of my tooth, half sitting on me to get a grip. It took about 20 minutes for our combined efforts to get the drill bit out.

                Turns out it wasn't done right anyway and the whole thing had to come out a couple of years later.

                Just my luck - what would have been a once-in-a-lifetime sexual fantasy was ruined by excruciating pain!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Archangel View Post
                  anything that can bleed for a week and not die is not to be trusted
                  1974 called. They want their joke back.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by RandyW View Post
                    1974 called. They want their joke back.
                    I actually thought it was a pretty good one - I've filed it for later.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                      I'm not like other men
                      Neither am I. Except Spartacus, I'm like him.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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