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    #1

    Ask Al-Quaeda

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7153099.stm

    One of my mates just e-mailed me this. He's a translator with Human Intelligence so I asked him if he could ask them "Should Northern Rock be nationalised".

    I am awaiting my response.
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    #2
    I’ve got a question that’s been bugging me. What do Muslim women do when parachuting. Do they:
    a) Even need a parachute?
    b) Wear anything under the Hijab?
    c) Whistle on the way down?

    Same question for bungee jumping. And sport in general.

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      #3
      What do you prefer on your chips, gravy, curry sauce, ketchup or mayo?
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Do you undertake commissions or piece-meal work ?

        Who is your most successful suicide bomber ?

        Silence !

        I Kill You !
        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #5
          What do you call your teddy?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #6
            Don't you think you are overreacting a bit ?
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              What <trivial event> have you mostly been offended by this week.


              I shall pass these on.

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