What <trivial event> have you mostly been offended by this week.
I shall pass these on.
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Do you undertake commissions or piece-meal work ?
Who is your most successful suicide bomber ?
Silence !
I Kill You !
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What do you prefer on your chips, gravy, curry sauce, ketchup or mayo?
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I’ve got a question that’s been bugging me. What do Muslim women do when parachuting. Do they:a) Even need a parachute?
b) Wear anything under the Hijab?
c) Whistle on the way down?
Same question for bungee jumping. And sport in general.
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Ask Al-Quaeda
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One of my mates just e-mailed me this. He's a translator with Human Intelligence so I asked him if he could ask them "Should Northern Rock be nationalised".
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