New tax ideas for Gordon

[RandyW]

You are Churchill and I claim my £5.

If I'm Churchill, who are you...?

[Churchill]

If I'm Churchill, who are you...?

Churchill, of course.

Am I Spartacus or is that you?

[RandyW]

Churchill, of course.

Am I Spartacus or is that you?

I think you were him last, I have him next week.

[Churchill]

I think you were him last, I have him next week.

Glad we sorted that one out, I was getting confused.

[RandyW]

Glad we sorted that one out, I was getting confused.

Me too. So many identities, so little time...

[WotNxt]

The government doesn't want to tax children as we are not making enough as it is to pay for the oldies' pensions in a few years time.

How about reforms to the benefits system that would reduce its cost and alleviate the need to raise the tax income?

Perhaps ... anyone on unemployment benefits for more than X months:

a) has all their "luxury posessions" sold immediately to help pay for the benefits. (Well, they can buy a new TV when they get a job to pay for it.)

b) no longer paid with money but in RATIONED food, clothes, energy, etc.

c) if their abode is above their new status then it is seized, put at the disposal of the public purse and they are moved into small purpose built simple accomodation.

d) they are required to attend either one of the following each working day unless sick: (i) an approved training course OR (ii) a job interview OR (iii) unpaid community work.

[Jog On]

Me too. So many identities, so little time...

You're TPDing

ho hum!