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    #11
    The red squirels were given the plague by those nasty grey squirels
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      The red squirels were given the plague by those nasty grey squirels
      And why grey squirrels did not die from this "plague"? They are fitter, fluffier, friendlier than reds

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        #13
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        And why grey squirrels did not die from this "plague"? They are fitter, fluffier, friendlier than reds
        Nonsense. Rats did not die from Bubonic Plague even though they helped spread it via their fleas! Odd that you should develop such an affinity with these largely unwelcome immigrants..........or maybe not.
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #14
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          Nonsense. Rats did not die from Bubonic Plague even though they helped spread it via their fleas!
          Rats were not carrying something that was killing other rats. Squirrels are very close and it is up to the reds to develop anti-bories just like greys did. Frankly reds had it too good, while I am sad they are not around, I think it is wrong to take it out on nice fluffy greys. So leave them alone

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            #15
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Rats were not carrying something that was killing other rats. Squirrels are very close and it is up to the reds to develop anti-bories just like greys did. Frankly reds had it too good, while I am sad they are not around, I think it is wrong to take it out on nice fluffy greys. So leave them alone
            Wish I could develop more anti-bories to you!
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #16
              How about an immigration tax, payable for the first 5 years in this country to help pay the costs of absorbing the new immigrant population whilst supporting the indigenous peoples and therefore promoting ongoing harmony?

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                #17
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Wish I could develop more anti-bories to you!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by WotNxt View Post
                  How about an immigration tax, payable for the first 5 years in this country to help pay the costs of absorbing the new immigrant population whilst supporting the indigenous peoples and therefore promoting ongoing harmony?
                  Thereby encouraging illegal immigration.
                  It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by WotNxt View Post
                    How about an immigration tax, payable for the first 5 years in this country to help pay the costs of absorbing the new immigrant population whilst supporting the indigenous peoples and therefore promoting ongoing harmony?
                    Define indigenous

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                      #20
                      Squirrel shooting licence: £1000

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