Glad I'm not a teacher having to teach respect for all that religious drivel to children. I would enjoy teaching Satanism though, all religions could be improved with a few more drug-fuelled orgies and kissing of goats' bottoms.
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Eid Mubarak - Happy Eid
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This is the Eid which celebrates the total commitment to God by Abraham, that he was willing to sacrifice to his son. It also is at the end of the Hajj.
Look it up on Wikipedia Eid-ul-adha
Eid Mubarak to all our muslim and non-muslim friends. And especially to one of my friends who is actually in Saudi at this moment!McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
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BTW Sandi...what was your impressions of the Make me a Muslim on Channel 4?McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostGlad I'm not a teacher having to teach respect for all that religious drivel to children. I would enjoy teaching Satanism though, all religions could be improved with a few more drug-fuelled orgies and kissing of goats' bottoms.
Lots of things can be improved with more drug-fuelled orgies and kissing of goats' bottoms. If this would have taken place at the CUK Christmas Party I would have stayed longer.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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No.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostLook it up on Wikipedia Eid-ul-adha
I would rather pack my balls in ice...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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You have balls? tsk tsk...and I thought you were a eunuc all along! Who knew.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostNo.
I would rather pack my balls in ice...McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
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Suck 'em.Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View PostYou have balls?
Listen, no need to kick off. I genuinely would rather ice my balls than pander to religious beliefs. Just my own view.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Xeno, you mean you haven't received Jesus into your life yet?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostSuck 'em.
Listen, no need to kick off. I genuinely would rather ice my balls than pander to religious beliefs. Just my own view.
Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostXeno, you mean you haven't received Jesus into your life yet?

Xeno doesn't do religion.
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So why hang around on this thread? I suppose to put forward your "relegion sucks don't do it" manifesto.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostSuck 'em.
Listen, no need to kick off. I genuinely would rather ice my balls than pander to religious beliefs. Just my own view.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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