Originally posted by BrilloPad
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Mobile phones - why leave them at your desk
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostWell, if it keeps me happy while away from Fiancee I don't see why notComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI suppose its a change from the washing machine.It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Solution to your problem
1) Locate ringing telephone
2) Locate copy of today's Metro or similar free newspaper
3) Locate Sellotape
4) Wrap mobile in several layers of newspaper and sellotape
5) Place mobile in desk drawer of offender.
You will barely be able to hear it, and offender will think twice in the future."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post1) Locate ringing telephone
2) Locate copy of today's Metro or similar free newspaper
3) Locate Sellotape
4) Wrap mobile in several layers of newspaper and sellotape
5) Place mobile in desk drawer of offender.
You will barely be able to hear it, and offender will think twice in the future.
3) drop phone in a pot of superglueLast edited by KathyWoolfe; 18 December 2007, 16:45.It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Postyeah...and a tad hard to take the washing machine to work with youComment
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostOne amendment to your plan
3) drop phome in a pot of superglue"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post1) Locate ringing telephone
2) Locate copy of today's Metro or similar free newspaper
3) Locate Sellotape
4) Wrap mobile in several layers of newspaper and sellotape
5) Place mobile in desk drawer of offender.
You will barely be able to hear it, and offender will think twice in the future.
1. drop phone on floor and stamp on it
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1. drop phone on floor and drop washing machine on itComment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostNow that would be criminal damage, rather than just an inconvenience, depends on how evil you want to be I guess.Comment
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Originally posted by Chantho View PostI thought the point of mobile phones was that they could be carried with you. So why do the muppets here persist in leaving mobiles on their desks, so that we can hear their carppy ringtones when they are off elsewhere?
No better are the idiots who call these numbers and allow them to ring scores of times before ending the call.Comment
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