Anyone had one, having one or just looking foreward to having one.
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I've got the single by Faith No More. Any help?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAnyone had one, having one or just looking foreward to having one. -
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Spill the beans, what you think about doing?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAnyone had one, having one or just looking foreward to having one.Comment
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my wife reckons I'm having one, but my 18 year old girlfriend doesn't agree....Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon
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The jury's out until you buy a Boxster.Originally posted by Bluebird View Postmy wife reckons I'm having one, but my 18 year old girlfriend doesn't agree....Comment
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Go on and wring my neck
Like when a rag gets wet
A little discipline
For my pet genius
My head is like lettuce
Go on dig your thumbs in
I cannot stop giving in
I'm thirty-something
Sense of security
Like pockets jingling
Midlife crisis
Suck ingenuity
Down through the family tree
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleeding enough for two
It's a midlife crisis.. It's a midlife crisis..
What an inheritance
The salt and the kleenex
Morbid self attention
Bending my pinky back
A little discipline
A donor by habit
A little discipline
Rent an opinion
Sense of security
Holding blunt instrument
Midlife Crisis
I'm a perfectionist
And perfect is a skinned knee
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleeding enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...............
It's a midlife crisis...
It's a midlife crisis...
You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you (you're only you)
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleeding enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...............The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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My husband (ex) had one - dyed his hair blue and started going out with his students.... I should have ended it then
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Men have a permanent mid-life crisis - the only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.Comment
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