I'd torture anybody with their tracky bottoms tucked into their socks.
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Poll: who would you be prepared to use torture on ?
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Any anyone suspected of the above offences.Originally posted by Diver View PostDrug dealers
Pedophiles
Kidnappers
Terrorists
Bagpuss
Sasguru
etc
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Originally Posted by Diver View Post
Drug dealers
Pedophiles
Kidnappers
Terrorists
Bagpuss
Sasguru
etc
and just for the hell of it tooOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostAnd anyone suspected of the above offences.
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I'd prefer to assume that it is so I'll go for anyone from nPower's call centre (40mins on hold listening to musak)Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postcome on - its only a joke? isn't it...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I would like to torture the bastid who burgled my house.
I would like to force his d1ck into some sort of mechanical device that consists of two contra-rotating house bricks, that would rub 1mm off the circumference every hour.
Then I would put a plaster on it with some tcp on it, then pull it off sharply
bastid
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Democracy. hah! this democracy suck...waterboard 'em all! (the politicians that is)McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Oh! EO cover me in stick tape and rip it off, swoonOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI would like to torture the bastid who burgled my house.
I would like to force his d1ck into some sort of mechanical device that consists of two contra-rotating house bricks, that would rub 1mm off the circumference every hour.
Then I would put a plaster on it with some tcp on it, then pull it off sharply
bastid

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