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You tell her something funny (the book)
Tell her she looks good
Peck on the cheek
Put on music - she likes jazz
Kiss on lips
Kiss on neck
I did this twice over
She says she is hungry
Go to kitchen
Steaks from cupboard
Cook them on the barbie
In the garden click on the hot tub
She goes to get changed
don't follow her in
She comes back in skimpy bikini
She shows it of for you
give her wine
eat
wine again
go to hot tub and start kissing again
you follow her into the house and she goes for a shower
you have one with her
bed
bonk
leave
Something like that anyway
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
10/10. Easy really. Bit creepy though - she looks a bit plasticky up close, and the bedroom scene was 3 frames - her standing by the bed, getting into the bed, and then underneath your character, then lights out. Lights out?? Who shags with the lights out?? Bizarre.
ahem... I don't want to be the one to do this but I feel someone must. I guess it's a bit like telling your kids that Santa doesn't exist and it by no means gives me any pleasure to do this but here goes...
She's not real... It's just a computer program.
There, now I've said it. Don't be too upset as I'm sure it was an easy mistake to make. Now go on, wipe your eyes and be off with you.
I wondered why I was able to 'do her again' a mere 30 seconds later.
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
Oh no - but, we exchanged telephone numbers and everything! I mean - she's just like the last gf I had in WOW, who was so nice to me, but left me for an armoured polar bear, the cow (you should have seen her udders!).
Ah well, back to fleeting webcam relationships and plastic love for me then.
Yours, Bagpuss.
xxxxx
Last edited by realityhack; 12 December 2007, 14:52.
Reason: To avoid any misunderstandings.
You tell her something funny (the book)
Tell her she looks good
Peck on the cheek
Put on music - she likes jazz
Kiss on lips
Kiss on neck
I did this twice over
She says she is hungry
Go to kitchen
Steaks from cupboard
Cook them on the barbie
In the garden click on the hot tub
She goes to get changed
don't follow her in
She comes back in skimpy bikini
She shows it of for you
give her wine
eat
wine again
go to hot tub and start kissing again
you follow her into the house and she goes for a shower
you have one with her
bed
bonk
leave
Something like that anyway
right - I will get the gf to do that lot on the pc tonight!
ahem... I don't want to be the one to do this but I feel someone must. I guess it's a bit like telling your kids that Santa doesn't exist and it by no means gives me any pleasure to do this but here goes...
She's not real... It's just a computer program.
There, now I've said it. Don't be too upset as I'm sure it was an easy mistake to make. Now go on, wipe your eyes and be off with you.
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