Reply to: Whats your score?

[hyperD]

Well, it's not like real life.

I cooked her steaks, got her p1ssed, touched her tulips, took her bra off and followed her into the toilet where she said I wasn't a gentleman.

I mean, how fake is that?

[BrilloPad]

So how do you get her into the club where the girl on girl action is?

[BrilloPad]

ahem... I don't want to be the one to do this but I feel someone must. I guess it's a bit like telling your kids that Santa doesn't exist and it by no means gives me any pleasure to do this but here goes...


She's not real... It's just a computer program.


There, now I've said it. Don't be too upset as I'm sure it was an easy mistake to make. Now go on, wipe your eyes and be off with you.


HTH

<sobs>

[BrilloPad]

I got 10/10 and did her on the night.

You tell her something funny (the book)
Tell her she looks good
Peck on the cheek
Put on music - she likes jazz
Kiss on lips
Kiss on neck
I did this twice over

She says she is hungry

Go to kitchen
Steaks from cupboard
Cook them on the barbie

In the garden click on the hot tub
She goes to get changed
don't follow her in
She comes back in skimpy bikini
She shows it of for you
give her wine
eat
wine again

go to hot tub and start kissing again
you follow her into the house and she goes for a shower
you have one with her
bed
bonk
leave

Something like that anyway

right - I will get the gf to do that lot on the pc tonight!

[realityhack]

She's not real... It's just a computer program.

Oh no - but, we exchanged telephone numbers and everything! I mean - she's just like the last gf I had in WOW, who was so nice to me, but left me for an armoured polar bear, the cow (you should have seen her udders!).

Ah well, back to fleeting webcam relationships and plastic love for me then.

Yours, Bagpuss.

xxxxx

[BoredBloke]

I wondered why I was able to 'do her again' a mere 30 seconds later.

[Pondlife]

ahem... I don't want to be the one to do this but I feel someone must. I guess it's a bit like telling your kids that Santa doesn't exist and it by no means gives me any pleasure to do this but here goes...


She's not real... It's just a computer program.


There, now I've said it. Don't be too upset as I'm sure it was an easy mistake to make. Now go on, wipe your eyes and be off with you.


HTH

[realityhack]

10/10. Easy really. Bit creepy though - she looks a bit plasticky up close, and the bedroom scene was 3 frames - her standing by the bed, getting into the bed, and then underneath your character, then lights out. Lights out?? Who shags with the lights out?? Bizarre.

[BoredBloke]

I got 10/10 and did her on the night.

You tell her something funny (the book)
Tell her she looks good
Peck on the cheek
Put on music - she likes jazz
Kiss on lips
Kiss on neck
I did this twice over

She says she is hungry

Go to kitchen
Steaks from cupboard
Cook them on the barbie

In the garden click on the hot tub
She goes to get changed
don't follow her in
She comes back in skimpy bikini
She shows it of for you
give her wine
eat
wine again

go to hot tub and start kissing again
you follow her into the house and she goes for a shower
you have one with her
bed
bonk
leave

Something like that anyway

[TimberWolf]

I never got beyond 1/10.

I only got 6.9

(69 ruined by a period)

[AtW]

I never got beyond 1/10.

French kiss on the lips without delay, eh?

[BrilloPad]

I predict all th TPD posse will become good friends with her, but never quite manage to move beyond 6/10

I never got beyond 1/10.

[BrilloPad]

Yep. She's a lesbian.

only cos she hasn't met me yet...

[oracleslave]

I predict all th TPD posse will become good friends with her, but never quite manage to move beyond 6/10

[tay]

I predict all th TPD posse will become good friends with her, but never quite manage to move beyond 6/10