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I'll bring my crew down to sort Sally should she need it
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Of course notOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAre we going to need somewhere with a red corner and a blue corner if you two are going to be there?
Bagpuss will just be in need of a packet of tissues
The pope is a tard.Comment
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I prefer the face like a plasterers radio approachOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostBagpuss will just be in need of a packet of tissues
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I knew it!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI prefer the face like a plasterers radio approach
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Should be a good idea. Just to watch TheFaQQer get drunk again.
Me, I was the model person I was. Didn't touch a drop all night
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If I recall correctly, I was a happy drunk.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostShould be a good idea. Just to watch TheFaQQer get drunk again.
Me, I was the model person I was. Didn't touch a drop all night
Although I did argue with a b'stard taxi driver much later in the evening.Comment
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I just remember you telling me over and over "My wife trusts me.....but I do live with a model...."
Was very funny
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Town - Mulligans - Didsbury is too up it's own ass for me....Originally posted by lukemg View PostYep, sounds good to me, Didsbury anyone ?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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