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How are we today gorgeous?Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
Oooh you like that don't ya?The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Ladies and Gentlemen (and Atw), I have great orgasmic pleasure in announcing "CUKCraft"
First of all, chose your Avatar.
AtW : Squirrel
Churchill : Dog
Milan : Breeze Block
SA : Either of the 2 famous girls from Viz (sorry honey, couldn't resist)
SASGuru : Gay Dalek
Bagpuss : Cat
TazMan : Tazmanian Devil
DodgyAgent : "Arfur" Daley (well it had to be really)
Chef : Swedish Cook from the Muppets
Sandy : Jihad Bomber
Xoggoth : Cthulhu
Shaunboy : Gareth from the Office in full TA gear
Now choose your class
Pointless - Exists for absolutely no purpose whatsover. Inherent skills are to serve as a warning to others.
Whinger - Moans about everything
Housing Market Nihlist - Talks constantly about the "coming" recession
Idiotic Savant : The true measure of their genius is revealed everytime they post. Anything.
Capitalist Pig Dog : Greed is Good
Rambo Wannabe : When I used to be in the Services....
Immigration Officer : What this country needs is...
Crackhead: Wuh ?
Scary Weirdo : blah blah blah black bottom blah blah blah cheese grater...
Now begin your quest !
Starting Zone : CUK
Quest 1
"You have travelled far and wide through the Kingdom of Bol-lox, seeking the legendary wisdom of the elusive Sage Einer Steiner. Unfortunately, you bump in to another Character from CUKCraft instead. This gibbering simpleton requests your help to obtain the lost disks of Seagate, the famous port city on the coast of Bol-lox. Without these disks, the Pirate Captains cannot plan their next financial raid on the beleagured citizens of Seagate."
What do you do ?Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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We are good!!!Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
I've been shelved all week cause of a large IT consultancy firm...lets call them IBB...no, no, that's too obvious...lets call them BBM....being incapable of cloning an Oracle environment and applying a couple of patches (something that you yourself learned how to do in an afternoon on Metalink).
So I have no development environment! Knackers.
Been painting, and getting Xmas prezzies delivered, and falling a little bit in love with Des Brown...you know, the usual!
Have you caught up with everyone yet?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Well that's quite right. You'd think If I could learn that in an afternoon, then the sodding BBC or whoever they are would be able to do it...Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
Haven't caught up with too many people - not many of them speak to me
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Yeah - he gave a very heartfelt speach in the commons this afternoon....couldn't help but adore him.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThe pope is a tard.Comment
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You've lost your "bad Boy of CUK" crown now too....Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostHaven't caught up with too many people - not many of them speak to me
Best come out on Friday and make amends
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He has actuallyOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
He said my name with a tone that implied he'd been told of the complaints
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