Raise a glass

[Diver]

Oh you poor thing

Have you thought about injecting crack?

I refuse to answer that in case I offend you

[tay]

Like I know what that means

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Raucously

I just like the sound of Ronnie Rocked Raucously...

I am in an aliteration mood.

[NotAllThere]

Can we have a toast for my Uncle Ronnie aswell please?

He rocked

Sure. I think at is was Ronnie, I'll make it a Lagavulin. Cheers.

[SallyAnne]

I refuse to answer that in case I offend you

[BrowneIssue]

You know how you can negate your carbon footprint by giving money to someone who says they will plant a tree?

I'd like to make an offer to anyone that would like someone to have a drink for someone else:

I have an advance stock of about 25,000 pints that I have already consumed for no good reason.

Please feel free to help yourself to some of these ready-made, unused, available, pre-drunk, toast-free drinks.

You can't have tonight's though. Tonight's are, as sort of requested, dedicated to all those people who see or saw their job as paying invoices efficiently, such as Michael in HR.

Cheers!