The guy sitting next to me keeps coughing what sounds like the beginnings of a massive grotter. Only a short, sharp rasp, but it happens about 3 times a minute. 
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Perform the Heimlich manouvre.Hard Brexit now!
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We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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Turn the lights out and snap his neck SAS stylee then turn them back on and sit down as if nothing has happened.
I play too many video games don't I.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Sounds very sensible to me. Its the least he deserves.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostTurn the lights out and snap his neck SAS stylee then turn them back on and sit down as if nothing has happened.
I play too many video games don't I.We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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Be kind.
Go to the shop, buy some extra strong flu stuff and convince him to drink it.
It works if at least 3 people offer him various concoctions infront of each other."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Oi I dont snap people necks willy-nilly. Unless they're one-legged dwarfs of course ...Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostTurn the lights out and snap his neck SAS stylee then turn them back on and sit down as if nothing has happened.
I play too many video games don't I.Hard Brexit now!
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I know what you mean - I used to have to sit next to a guy who used to make a kind of small cough/noise to clear his throat. He did it almost every breath. I beat him to death with his laptop after about a month.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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The pelvic thrusts might help dislodge the blockage though.Originally posted by PorkPie View Post
I don't think that's going to helpHard Brexit now!
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