How irritating?

[PorkPie]

Baggy, your signature is a bit un-PC non?

[Bagpuss]

"Hell is other people"

Very fat Woman at the Deli Bar today "Please remove the fat off the ham, I hate fat I won't eat it", turns around to the bloke next to her in the queue "can't stand fat" She then has a cheese topped roll, mayonnaise and more cheese added

[Zorba]

The guy sitting next to me keeps coughing what sounds like the beginnings of a massive grotter. Only a short, sharp rasp, but it happens about 3 times a minute.

Is it me? I do that. It's well irritating. Could be a post-nasal drip.

[sasguru]

I don't think that's going to help

The pelvic thrusts might help dislodge the blockage though.

[BoredBloke]

I know what you mean - I used to have to sit next to a guy who used to make a kind of small cough/noise to clear his throat. He did it almost every breath. I beat him to death with his laptop after about a month.

[sasguru]

Turn the lights out and snap his neck SAS stylee then turn them back on and sit down as if nothing has happened.

I play too many video games don't I.

Oi I dont snap people necks willy-nilly. Unless they're one-legged dwarfs of course ...

[SueEllen]

Be kind.

Go to the shop, buy some extra strong flu stuff and convince him to drink it.

It works if at least 3 people offer him various concoctions infront of each other.

[PorkPie]

Turn the lights out and snap his neck SAS stylee then turn them back on and sit down as if nothing has happened.

I play too many video games don't I.

Sounds very sensible to me. Its the least he deserves.

[gingerjedi]

Turn the lights out and snap his neck SAS stylee then turn them back on and sit down as if nothing has happened.

I play too many video games don't I.

[PorkPie]

Including pelvic thrusts.

I don't think that's going to help

[wendigo100]

Perform the Heimlich manouvre.

Including pelvic thrusts.

[sasguru]

Perform the Heimlich manouvre.

[PorkPie]

The guy sitting next to me keeps coughing what sounds like the beginnings of a massive grotter. Only a short, sharp rasp, but it happens about 3 times a minute.