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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    would that be your Linky moment?
    Certainly a defining moment in my life. Hey Threaded, can I borrow your time machine?

    The next question for you is ...

    Can you identify the person who assaulted me?

    Heavy Hint - it wasn't a bloke. If it had been, I would have got him back with a black eye, and it would have been the end of the matter.
    Last edited by Sysman; 23 November 2007, 11:02.
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
      Heavy Hint - it wasn't a bloke. If it had been, I would have got him back with a black eye, and it would have the end of the matter.
      Interesting - would any bloke on here ever hit a woman if so attacked ?

      My initial thoughts are I would give a warning that if she hit me again I would deck her..but then moderate the punch accordingly...probally end up as a slap
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        Originally posted by Sysman View Post
        Certainly a defining moment in my life. Hey Threaded, can I borrow your time machine?

        The next question for you is ...

        Can you identify the person who assaulted me?

        Heavy Hint - it wasn't a bloke. If it had been, I would have got him back with a black eye, and it would have been the end of the matter.
        Interesting. Patricia?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          Originally posted by Troll View Post
          Interesting - would any bloke on here ever hit a woman if so attacked ?

          My initial thoughts are I would give a warning that if she hit me again I would deck her..but then moderate the punch accordingly...probally end up as a slap
          And you would have been done for assault cos your the man and she was training to be a lying politician.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            It was Dawn, wasn't it ....
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              Originally posted by Sysman View Post
              Can you identify the person who assaulted me?

              Heavy Hint - it wasn't a bloke. If it had been, I would have got him back with a black eye, and it would have been the end of the matter.
              I'd go for Tessa Jowell.

              My first choice would have been that mad cow from Peterborough (something Clark?) but I don't think she ever became a minister.

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                Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
                I'd go for Tessa Jowell.

                My first choice would have been that mad cow from Peterborough (something Clark?) but I don't think she ever became a minister.
                Nah, too posh to resort to violence. Dawn on the other hand ...
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  Originally posted by Troll View Post
                  Interesting - would any bloke on here ever hit a woman if so attacked ?

                  My initial thoughts are I would give a warning that if she hit me again I would deck her..but then moderate the punch accordingly...probally end up as a slap
                  Interesting question. I may dream of hitting a woman but when it comes to the crunch I cannot do it. I did once give an open handed slap to the girl I lived with because I found out that she was trying to raid my bank account. I can handle an expensive woman, but a fraudsteress, no.

                  Her response, the stupid git, was to put heavy make up on to prove that I had hit her. All the females at work saw straight through that and I found myself turning down offers of a spare bedroom.

                  I moved out pronto, but not before I had found a home for my expensive telly/video/stereo, because I feared that she would trash the lot.
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                    Interesting question. I may dream of hitting a woman but when it comes to the crunch I cannot do it. I did once give an open handed slap to the girl I lived with because I found out that she was trying to raid my bank account. I can handle an expensive woman, but a fraudsteress, no.

                    Her response, the stupid git, was to put heavy make up on to prove that I had hit her. All the females at work saw straight through that and I found myself turning down offers of a spare bedroom.

                    I moved out pronto, but not before I had found a home for my expensive telly/video/stereo, because I feared that she would trash the lot.
                    So were any of the guesses right, sysman? You don't have to say - a heavy hint will do...
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      Originally posted by Troll View Post
                      Interesting - would any bloke on here ever hit a woman if so attacked ?

                      My initial thoughts are I would give a warning that if she hit me again I would deck her..but then moderate the punch accordingly...probally end up as a slap
                      I have and I am not proud of it. Mind you there are other things I regret having done, but that's for the other thread....
                      Carpe Pactum

                      (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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