Random gibberish thread

[DimPrawn]

What's happened to Pot Noodles? They've taken out all the E numbers and tulip and they taste revolting now.

[AtW]

They are not healthy so I stopped eating them for Lunch...

[Charles Foster Kane]

Light Relief?

[realityhack]

Light Relief?

According to some regulars, a Pot Noodle is followed by that, yes.

[Charles Foster Kane]

According to some regulars, a Pot Noodle is followed by that, yes.

I was acutely aware I was setting myself up for such a remark.

[realityhack]

I was acutely aware I was setting myself up for such a remark.

I know - but somebody had to do it.

[Damp Cave]

Goethe 1810

Let's Drink.

We're gathered together to sing and rejoice,
My Brothers! Ergo bibamus!
Let's raise our glasses and stop idle talk and
Remember: Ergo bibamus!
The motto is old and tested through time
It fits the occasion whatever the kind
The echo sounds forth from so festive a place,
A glorious Ergo bibamus!

I just saw my lovely beloved and thought
What else but: Ergo bibamus!
But when I approached her she turned me away.
Consoled myself quickly: Bibamus!
And when you make up and finally kiss
Or when you sore miss the hug and the kiss
Just stay with the motto, the best that there is:
Console yourself: Ergo bibamus!

I need to move on and to bid you good bye;
My brothers: Ergo bibamus.
I leave you behind with a cheerful farewell;
So once again: Ergo bibamus!
May miserly scrooges pinch pennies and save,
The cheerful at heart always finds what he needs,
He just borrows from someone who's just like himself,
My brothers: Ergo bibamus.

And what do we say to a day like today?
I think we'll say: Ergo bibamus!
The day is unique, a day like today;
Again and again then: Bibamus!
It's JOY that unlocks and opens each door.
The clouds glisten bright and the fog shrouds no more.
An image takes shape, it is small but divine;
Let's sing and rejoice and: Bibamus!