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  • Damp Cave
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    Goethe 1810

    Let's Drink.

    We're gathered together to sing and rejoice,
    My Brothers! Ergo bibamus!
    Let's raise our glasses and stop idle talk and
    Remember: Ergo bibamus!
    The motto is old and tested through time
    It fits the occasion whatever the kind
    The echo sounds forth from so festive a place,
    A glorious Ergo bibamus!

    I just saw my lovely beloved and thought
    What else but: Ergo bibamus!
    But when I approached her she turned me away.
    Consoled myself quickly: Bibamus!
    And when you make up and finally kiss
    Or when you sore miss the hug and the kiss
    Just stay with the motto, the best that there is:
    Console yourself: Ergo bibamus!

    I need to move on and to bid you good bye;
    My brothers: Ergo bibamus.
    I leave you behind with a cheerful farewell;
    So once again: Ergo bibamus!
    May miserly scrooges pinch pennies and save,
    The cheerful at heart always finds what he needs,
    He just borrows from someone who's just like himself,
    My brothers: Ergo bibamus.

    And what do we say to a day like today?
    I think we'll say: Ergo bibamus!
    The day is unique, a day like today;
    Again and again then: Bibamus!
    It's JOY that unlocks and opens each door.
    The clouds glisten bright and the fog shrouds no more.
    An image takes shape, it is small but divine;
    Let's sing and rejoice and: Bibamus!

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    I was acutely aware I was setting myself up for such a remark.
    I know - but somebody had to do it.

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    According to some regulars, a Pot Noodle is followed by that, yes.
    I was acutely aware I was setting myself up for such a remark.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Light Relief?
    According to some regulars, a Pot Noodle is followed by that, yes.

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Light Relief?

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  • AtW
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    They are not healthy so I stopped eating them for Lunch...

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Random gibberish thread

    Random gibberish thread

    What's happened to Pot Noodles? They've taken out all the E numbers and tulip and they taste revolting now.

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