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    #11
    I've not been shot, stabbed or married a crack whore.

    From where I come from that's classed as a lucky escape.

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      #12
      I married a great woman who is loving, caring, beautiful, low maintenance and earns more than I do.

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        #13
        Originally posted by tay View Post
        I married a great woman who is loving, caring, beautiful, low maintenance and earns more than I do.
        And you really must stop taking her crack
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          Originally posted by tay View Post
          I married a great woman who is loving, caring, beautiful, low maintenance and earns more than I do.
          Is being dragged to Grease considered "low maintenance?" If so then I have hit the jackpot.

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            #15
            Originally posted by tay View Post
            I married a great woman who is loving, caring, beautiful, low maintenance and earns more than I do.
            Thought she was wearing the trousers.

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              #16
              Thought she was wearing the trousers.
              Nope she cooks all the meals, cleans the house and washes and irons all my clothes.... in fact WHAT THE HELL does she see in me????

              She must be cheating on me!

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                #17
                Originally posted by tay View Post
                Nope she cooks all the meals, cleans the house and washes and irons all my clothes.... in fact WHAT THE HELL does she see in me????

                She must be cheating on me!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by tay View Post
                  in fact WHAT THE HELL does she see in me????
                  Walking wallet?

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                    #19
                    Is being dragged to Grease considered "low maintenance?" If so then I have hit the jackpot.
                    As explained last week in a thread.. that was my error, I bought the tickets as a birthday present. First birthday present I had got her in 3 years.

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                      #20
                      Walking wallet?
                      She earns more than I do by quite alot.

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