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Chap on my sports team, when called fat by one of the opposition replies:
"I'm only fat because every time I f@:k your mother she gives me a biscuit!"
My favourite ever!Comment
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Originally posted by ruth11 View PostChap on my sports team, when called fat by one of the opposition replies:
"I'm only fat because every time I f@:k your mother she gives me a biscuit!"
My favourite ever!Comment
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Originally posted by ruth11 View PostChap on my sports team, when called fat by one of the opposition replies:
"I'm only fat because every time I f@:k your mother she gives me a biscuit!"Comment
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He wasnt a pensioner.. he was about 50.
And I hadnt pushed past him, it was the usual jostle to get on a train. He had wanted to read his newspaper in the train.. I waited for him to put it down so I could go past and people behind me could get on, he didnt, so I walked through his paper. Then he muttered... etc etc It was either that or me and the other people not get on the train.Comment
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That was said when Aus were playing Zimbabwe in criket, McGraw was the bolwer who asked the batsmen why he was so fat....Comment
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Originally posted by tay View PostHe wasnt a pensioner.. he was about 50.
And I hadnt pushed past him, it was the usual jostle to get on a train. He had wanted to read his newspaper in the train.. I waited for him to put it down so I could go past and people behind me could get on, he didnt, so I walked through his paper. Then he muttered... etc etc It was either that or me and the other people not get on the train.Comment
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostHeard Paul Merton say that on HIGNFY. Funny.Comment
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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostHeard Eddo Brantes say that to Glenn McGrath twelve years ago. Still funny though.Comment
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostDo you see us coming to New Zealand, pushing your pensioners about? No? Well then.Comment
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