Put Downs

[Charles Foster Kane]

So in a nutshell, you barge past some poor old pensioner, and because he has the temerity to complain, so quietly that you couldn't even hear what he said, you humiliate him in public as well?

You kiwis haven't got the jist of clever put-downs, have you.

(Mind you, it was better treatment than he'd get in an English old people's home.)

Indeed, it wasn't exactly at the the forefront of witty quips.

 

[ruth11]

Chap on my sports team, when called fat by one of the opposition replies:

"I'm only fat because every time I f@:k your mother she gives me a biscuit!"

My favourite ever!

 

[DimPrawn]

Chap on my sports team, when called fat by one of the opposition replies:

"I'm only fat because every time I f@:k your mother she gives me a biscuit!"

My favourite ever!

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Chap on my sports team, when called fat by one of the opposition replies:

"I'm only fat because every time I f@:k your mother she gives me a biscuit!"

Heard Paul Merton say that on HIGNFY. Funny.

 

[tay]

He wasnt a pensioner.. he was about 50.

And I hadnt pushed past him, it was the usual jostle to get on a train. He had wanted to read his newspaper in the train.. I waited for him to put it down so I could go past and people behind me could get on, he didnt, so I walked through his paper. Then he muttered... etc etc It was either that or me and the other people not get on the train.

 

[tay]

That was said when Aus were playing Zimbabwe in criket, McGraw was the bolwer who asked the batsmen why he was so fat....

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

He wasnt a pensioner.. he was about 50.

And I hadnt pushed past him, it was the usual jostle to get on a train. He had wanted to read his newspaper in the train.. I waited for him to put it down so I could go past and people behind me could get on, he didnt, so I walked through his paper. Then he muttered... etc etc It was either that or me and the other people not get on the train.

Do you see us coming to New Zealand, pushing your pensioners about? No? Well then.

 

[wendigo100]

Heard Paul Merton say that on HIGNFY. Funny.

Heard Eddo Brantes say that to Glenn McGrath twelve years ago. Still funny though.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Heard Eddo Brantes say that to Glenn McGrath twelve years ago. Still funny though.

Saw it on HIGNFY 16 years ago.

 

[wendigo100]

Do you see us coming to New Zealand, pushing your pensioners about? No? Well then.