Reply to: Put Downs

[daviejones]

I'd better concentrate on regressing then.

Very very weak.

[Churchill]

When you catch up, we can compare.

I'd better concentrate on regressing then.

[daviejones]

Is 14 your real age or just your reading age?

When you catch up, we can compare.

[Churchill]

It was designed to be, just for you.

Is 14 your real age or just your reading age?

[daviejones]

Weak, very weak.

It was designed to be, just for you.

[Churchill]

No, I keep them simple for you.

Weak, very weak.

[daviejones]

Well I certainly don't have a problem reading your posts!

No, I keep them simple for you.

[Churchill]

Your "Retarded English" is ok though.

Well I certainly don't have a problem reading your posts!

[daviejones]

Please speak English, my "Retarded Scots" is a little rusty.

Your "Retarded English" is ok though.

[Churchill]

Funny that, I would have you pegged as the sort of bloke who sit's down at a concert.

Please speak English, my "Retarded Scots" is a little rusty.

[cailin maith]

Hate to be the one to point it out, but.....








You're still married

Good point

[King Cnvt]

Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your girlfriend.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

[King Cnvt]

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

[TheFaQQer]

That's another cricket one

I think it was Aussie wicket-keeper Rodney Marsh who asked England batsman Robin Smith

Close - Marsh to Botham

[threaded]

I'm always too slow too. L'esprit d'escalier is what the French call it. The spirit that comes up with a killer reply when you're on the stairs on the way out.

Best one I came up with too late was when I was cycling along and a guy slowed his car next to me and shouted out, "Oi! Get of the f**king road! You don't even pay road tax!" His girlfriend was in the passenger seat and I really wish I'd said, "I don't pay for sex either mate. Looks like you're a double loser."

I've been waiting for about three years so far for the same opportunity.

I've already done that one, several time. It can be fun. Gets the adrenaline pumping. They follow you, you know, and at every junction try and knock you off. Took one for a tour around the car parks at Meadowhall Shopping Centre one Saturday morning. Boy was he mad: was purple faced. Had to lose him in the end as it looked like he was about to have an aneurysm and I felt, no matter how bad his driving was, it was worth taking his life for.

Another one is to suddenly make out, in the middle of the exchange, going from mad face to happy smiley, that you know the female passenger. Did that in Leeds once, it was like I'd thrown a grenade through the window. Fantastic result.