You know the noise when you have had ten pints and you go to the loo at 2am, get the saus out and it sounds like the river nile going down a street grid ?
Well those of us who are married or otherwise in the know, are aware that the female of the species makes a completely different sound.
On my current gig I am lodging with a Chinese couple in Perivale (£80 pw SA), and my room is right next to the bog. I cant help but overhear when she goes for a pee in the early hours of the morning.
Now I dont know if its anything to do with them having slanty 'thingies' but the noise is different. When my wife goes its sounds like 'ahhh oooh' then a scrabble for the tissues, mrs Wang sounds like 'aya naka saki ming ming so'.
I translated it on google and apparently it means 'Yes, I have filled the vase'
Well those of us who are married or otherwise in the know, are aware that the female of the species makes a completely different sound.
On my current gig I am lodging with a Chinese couple in Perivale (£80 pw SA), and my room is right next to the bog. I cant help but overhear when she goes for a pee in the early hours of the morning.
Now I dont know if its anything to do with them having slanty 'thingies' but the noise is different. When my wife goes its sounds like 'ahhh oooh' then a scrabble for the tissues, mrs Wang sounds like 'aya naka saki ming ming so'.
I translated it on google and apparently it means 'Yes, I have filled the vase'
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