Dear Dierdre

[sasguru]

That must not be so practical for a rugby team.

Yes. As they showed in the last world cup

[WindyAnna]

I think I might be homosexual. I have no sexual feelings towards other men. I have never fatasised about a sexual relationship with a male. I dont use male beauty products and I am barely in touch with my female side (I once got happy at the end of Armageddon .. but they saved the entire freaking planet!!!)

But on Friday I attended the musical 'Grease' with my wife. I started off with a frown and grimace.. but after a disturbingly short period of time I started to enjoy myself, I was soon smiling and tapping my feet. I also caught myself humming the tunes for the rest of the eveing. I now think I am as bent as a crowbar. Am I a gay who just has sexual tendencies towards woman?

Regards
Confused in London

Dear Confused

Don't worry - you're not gay. You are actually a teenage girl - other signs to watch out for are an X-Factor obsession, an inability to use basic grammar, particularly in text messages, and an ability to burst into tears at the slightest thing whilst stropping "it's not fair".

HTH

Deirdre

[AtW]

Dear Confused

Don't worry - you're not gay. You are actually a teenage girl - other signs to watch out for are an X-Factor obsession, an inability to use basic grammar, particularly in text messages, and an ability to burst into tears at the slightest thing whilst stropping "it's not fair".

HTH

Deirdre

[tay]

Go Hope!!!!


awwwwww carp

[James Tiberius Kirk]

Outed.

The only gay Giant Alien Lizard on the planet....

I always had my suspicions

[Churchill]

I always had my suspicions

You're the one who "gave" him diamonds...

[DaveB]

You're the one who "gave" him diamonds...

Indeed, shot his load all over him too