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    #1

    Christmas

    What can I buy my wife for Christmas?
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    35,000 TPD - 28/11/2007, 19:15
    (Special Sportsmanship credit to NickFitz)
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    #2
    Originally posted by Apache View Post
    What can I buy my wife for Christmas?
    A decent shag.

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      #3
      A Divorce ?
      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

      C.S. Lewis

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        #4
        Originally posted by Apache View Post
        What can I buy my wife for Christmas?
        A present.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          A decent shag.
          Nah, she was rubbish.
          I'm Spartacus.

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            #6
            Can you narrow it down a bit?

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              #7
              a rampant rabbit, HTH

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                #8
                Originally posted by Apache View Post
                What can I buy my wife for Christmas?
                Ask her sister/mother (assuming she has one or the other).

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by kirk View Post
                  a rampant rabbit, HTH
                  Isn't that a game that comes with the nintendo wii's ??

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                    A Divorce ?
                    He wasn't planning on spending that much.

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