Grey hairs

[TheFaQQer]

I'm bald, fat and scaley...

HTH.

Aren't all lizards bald?

[TheFaQQer]

Don't bother dying it, grow old gracefully (or disgracefully).

Unless it's in BIG patches so you look like a badger. In which case, shave it all off.

[sasguru]

And he'd STILL pull quicker than you.

True - women like charisma and humour.

and cold hard cash and a decent sized willy

[Troll]

Cos it's a sign of aging. Once they can stop aging they can stop grey hair.

I actually started going grey at 16... but have kept all my hair whilst a lot of my peers have lost theirs & I know which to me is preferable

So plenty of time to get used to it... and anyway it's 'silver' not grey!.

I've never considered dyeing it cos it's me & I'm comfortable with it ...& unfortunately I have to agree with a certain previous poster... grow old gracefully & just accept it

[Troll]

btw is it dying or dyeing...can't be arsed to google

[wobbegong]

Don't bother dying it, grow old gracefully (or disgracefully).

Unless it's in BIG patches so you look like a badger. In which case, shave it all off.

Watch it, m'laddo!!

[Swiss Tony]

shave your head, job done

[DimPrawn]

shave your head, job done

I'd look like Phil Mitchell on a bad day if I did that.

I'll stick to wearing a wig thanks.

[Charles Foster Kane]

btw is it dying or dyeing...can't be arsed to google

Who needs Google... It's dyeing as far as I'm concerned.