Originally posted by sasguru
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Something tells me you're bald, fat and wrinkly
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Even Bagpuss himself, once he is asleep, is just an old, saggy cloth cat, baggy and a bit loose at the seams.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostSomething tells me you're bald, fat and wrinklyComment
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but Emily loves him
and she's a little kid!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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This is true, I brush up well thoughOriginally posted by Churchill View PostThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Dye it. You don't want to look old before your time.Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
Your wife won't give a f*** whether you got grey hair or not until she decides to leave you. Then it just gives her another excuse."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Why hasn't medical science created a cure for grey hair? Pop a pill or an injection and bingo, no more grey hair.
Can't be that hard surely.Comment
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Cos it's a sign of aging. Once they can stop aging they can stop grey hair.Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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The difficult part would be ensuring that only the correct hair i.e. that on one's head is affected. Overcome by a simple If, then else statement.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostComment
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I know someone who was blond and started taking some medication for something or other and his hair gradually went dark
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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You sure he wasn't applying dye on the sly?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI know someone who was blond and started taking some medication for something or other and his hair gradually went darkComment
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