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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostDid you know the Queen is the only person in the UK that doesn't have to hold a valid UK driving license?
Oh, and she doesn't have to use number plates.
Read that the other day, interesting...Comment
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Has no clue
The man has none, and he is ugly and there is no excuse for that in this day and age.Comment
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I still can't accept that Stalin, I mean Brown is Prime Minister.
A dull, ugly, miserable, Scottish, slack jawed, personality free nothingness.
He makes John Major sparkle.Comment
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Gordon, I think you're a c***.
All the members on CUK think you're a c***.
Furthermore, everyone thinks you are a c***.
In fact, you are the second biggest c*** in the world.
GORDON: So you think I'm a c***?
Yes.
GORDON: And everyone on CUK thinks I'm a c***?
Yes.
GORDON: And everyone else thinks I'm a c***?
Yes.
GORDON: So how come I'm only the second biggest c*** in the world then, eh?
Because you are a c***.Comment
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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostGordon, I think you're a c***.
All the members on CUK think you're a c***.
Furthermore, everyone thinks you are a c***.
In fact, you are the second biggest c*** in the world.
GORDON: So you think I'm a c***?
Yes.
GORDON: And everyone on CUK thinks I'm a c***?
Yes.
GORDON: And everyone else thinks I'm a c***?
Yes.
GORDON: So how come I'm only the second biggest c*** in the world then, eh?
Because you are a c***.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by Damp Cave View PostThe man has none, and he is ugly and there is no excuse for that in this day and age.
Hitler, now there was a handsome man, eh?Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostDo you reckon he should grow a little toothbrush moustache?
Hitler, now there was a handsome man, eh?
Jeremy Clarkson.Comment
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[QUOTE=Charles Foster Kane;333952]Did you know the Queen is the only person in the UK that doesn't have to hold a valid UK driving license?
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I have a friend who doesn't have one.
This is not interesting, neither he nor the queen ever drive.
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